|There's the Way, Where's the Will?|
|No. of Episodes||24|
|Original Run||June 30 - December 8, 2014|
|Written by||German Orfanov, Ruma Mambobosov|
|Directed by||German Orfanov, Tarik Falafelov|
|There's the Way, Where's the Will? chronology|
The second season of There's the Way, Where's the Will? began broadcast on the MNBN on June 30, 2014, and will span a total of twenty-four (24) episodes.
|No. in series||No. in season||Title||Directed by||Written by||Original air date|
|28||1||"The Flimsy John Legend Excuse"||Tarik Falafelov||Grigory Banatov||June 30, 2014|
|Matt and Irina's relationship didn't work out after a year of dating, but Matt is very surprised to see Irina on the doorstep, asking for a second chance.
Title quotation from: Smiley to Matt when Matt tells her that Irina is at their doorstep holding a John Legend CD.
|29||2||"A Crush on Mesut Özil"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||July 7, 2014|
|Matt and Smiley talk about their bets for the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
Title quotation from: Smiley to Matt when Matt mishears something that Smiley said about the German national football team.
|30||3||"Your Son is Quite the Homophobe!"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||July 14, 2014|
|Yafet wants to join his school's glee club, but he believes that he doesn't have the vocal skills necessary to join. An improptu singing contest between the Koppelbergs reveals this belief to be true.
Title quotation from: Matt to Smiley when Yafet calls operatic singers gay and then declaring that he is a fan of Queen.
|31||4||"That's Not a Tuna, That's a Swordfish!"||German Orfanov||Ilham Rumanovsky||July 21, 2014|
|32||5||"You Just Want to See Zosima Andivin in Person!"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||July 28, 2014|
|Smiley buys three front-row seat tickets for the MBA Finals that cost over |
Title quotation from: Matt to Smiley when he didn't buy her excuse as to why she had to pay that much for MBA tickets.
|33||6||"The Worst Sound I've Ever Heard in My Life"||Tarik Falafelov||German Orfanov||August 4, 2014|
|Eva brings in another one-night stand, who happens to be one of Matt's historical reenactors.
Title quotation from: Yafet overhearing Eva's moaning after deciding to sneak into the fridge at midnight.
|34||7||"My Husband and His Mistress Are Starring in That Film"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||August 11, 2014|
|Smiley gets a new celebrity client, but later finds out that her previous agent quit on her because she's extremely picky with her projects. Guest stars: Fanniya Mejez
Title quotation from: Fanniya Mejez, after Smiley suggested that she take on a role in "that sequel to 377 kph".
|35||8||"It's Just Like Smiley's Disgusting Giant Vagina"||Tarik Falafelov||Ilham Rumanovsky||August 18, 2014|
|Matt finds a collection of pornographic videos from the video library in Yafet's laptop.
Title quotation from: Matt describing one of the star's "private area" while watching one of the videos.
|36||9||"Where Have You Been, at the Motel with Lev Arigov?"||Tarik Falafelov||German Orfanov||August 25, 2014|
|Yafet gets in trouble with a classmate after the latter insults his mother in front of him. Smiley and the mother of Yafet's offender were both called at the office of the school principal the next day but only causes further trouble when the mothers throw insults at each other.
Title quotation from: Matt after Smiley goes home with scratches all over her face following the fight at the principal's office.
|37||10||"Like Mother, Like Son"||Tarik Falafelov||Ruma Mambobosov||September 1, 2014|
|Smiley gets an opportunity to appear as a guest in the late night showbiz news program Arigov & Kumilyova Tonight. Guest stars: Lev Arigov and Gavrina Kumilyova
Title quotation from: Gavrina Kumilyova commenting on what Smiley said about how Matt shares their mother's hobby of having one-night stands.
|38||11||"It Sounds Like a Monster Trying to Eat Me"||Gavril Remontadov||Marvik Vulvanov||September 8, 2014|
|Eva brings in another one-night stand, but she can barely sleep because of her date's loud snoring. Guest star: Ivan Maryanov
Title quotation from: Eva after calling up Margovyan Emergency Help Line trying to report her date.
|39||12||"He Just Bangs Anything That Moves"||Tarik Falafelov||German Orfanov||September 15, 2014|
|A woman who claimed to be Matt's previous one-night stands shows up at his house, claiming that she's pregnant and that Matt is the father. Guest stars: Conrada Cortesova
Title quotation from: Smiley after Yafet asked "how the hell" Matt ended up banging Melinda Mendayova (Conrada Cortesova).
|40||13||"Say Hi to Paul Walker and Marvik Ribabov For Me"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||September 22, 2014|
|Matt and Smiley find out that Yafet has been participating in street racing events along 7th Avenue.
Title quotation from: Smiley after she and Matt witnessed Yafet's car crash in the exact same site where Marvik Ribabov died in 1972.
|41||14||"Is Fan Bingbing Gonna Be There?"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||September 29, 2014|
|Title quotation from: Matt, asking Smiley about whether Chinese actress Fan Bingbing will appear in the red carpet premiere of one of Smiley's client's films.|
|42||15||"You Dirty Scientologist"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||Octobber 6, 2014|
Title quotation from: RBI Special Agent Maksim Rolandov (Roland Tidzhomov) calling out Kliment once Rolandov discovers where Kliment is hiding.
|43||16||"The Moment When My Pancreas Gave Up"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||October 13, 2014|
|Title quotation from: Matt, repeating the punchline of a joke that he heard from his historical reenactment troupe coworker.|
|44||17||"The Straw That Broke the Camel's Bed"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||October 6, 2014|
Matt hurts himself after a night of vigorously "making the beast with two backs" with yet another one of his partners, necessitating a trip to the doctor. Unfortunately, that doctor is also one of Matt's former flames. Guest star: Elsa Farber.
Title quotation from: Smiley deliberately misquoting a popular idiom to describe the effects of Matt's constant womanizing on her guestroom bed.
|45||18||"Need For Speed Shouldn't Be Taken Seriously!"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||October 27, 2014|
Yafet takes his final exam in gym class, but fails because of his inability to walk, after his accident.
Title quotation from: Smiley reprimanding Yafet for failing in gym.
|46||19||"I Need One of Susana Bulshitova's Caritas Cans"||Ilham Rumanovsky||Tarik Falafelov||November 3, 2014|
Matt loses in a "friendly" poker game with Kliment and some of his other colleagues and has to get Smiley to land him a film role to pay the hefty sum he owes his gambling mates.
Title quotation from: Matt confessing his loss to Smiley.
|47||20||"Gavrina Kumilyova, Is That You?"||Tanya Kalinina||German Orfanov||November 10, 2014|
Smiley is torn between attending U2's concert and attending the red carpet premiere of one of her celebrity client's films.
Title quotation from: Smiley after Matt confesses that he hates the band U2.
|48||21||"Porn Never Felt So Gross"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||November 17, 2014|
One of Eva's videotaped "sessions" was secretly uploaded to a famous porn site.
Title quotation from: Matt after watching Eva's video on Pornova.com.
|49||22||"He's Your Father, Yafet"||German Orfanov||Ruma Mambobosov||November 24, 2014|
Matt invites Kliment over for another poker game; Kliment brings in a co-agent, whom Smiley and Eva both lay eyes on. Guest star: Gennady Elemat.
Title quotation from: Smiley to Yafet after the latter asks about the agent Kliment has with him.
|50||23||"What's With the Pink Armpit Hair?"||Tanya Kalinina||December 1, 2014|
Title quotation from: Matt to Smiley when he notices that Smiley had dyed the hair on her armpits pink.
|51||24||"A Grandmother at Thirty-Three"||German Orfanov||Gavril Remontadov & Tanya Kalinina||December 8, 2014|
Yafet seems a bit quiet and disturbed lately, and both Matt and Smiley want to know what's bothering him. Yafet then reveals that he is now a teenage father, which shocks the entire Koppelberg family to the core.
Title quotation from: Matt to Smiley once they realize the consequences of Yafet being a teenage father.