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Inside the hallowed halls of the Time Stream Protection Task Force is a door which opens to timelines deemed "implausible" by the Brass of the TSPTF. They try to deny the existence of such timelines, but once created, these timelines are here to stay. A group of alternate history researchers happened to stumble upon this door, and saw how these supposedly "implausible" timelines could grow into real timelines if only someone took care of them. The researchers made an agreement to take care of these timelines, and out of this agreement came the Department of Implausibility.


The Brass are the highest tier of the Department of Implausibility in terms of abilities and powers, like their equivalents in the TSPTF. It is they who grant sysop powers to other editors. While bureaucrats are largely similar to Lieutenants in general article editing, their opinions are almost always considered in important policy decisions that affect the whole site, as well as determining consensus in difficult cases. Other than that, the role of the Brass is similar to the role of the Lieutenant, except they get to pick their very own funny title.


Lieutenants are editors who have sysop rights. Lieutenants are contributors who are active and who have been around for a while and are generally known and trusted members of the community. The community looks to Lieutenants to perform essential housekeeping chores that require the extra access administrators are entrusted with. Among them are carrying out the consensus of the community on keeping or deleting articles, keeping an eye on new and changed articles to swiftly delete obvious vandalism, and meeting user requests for help that require administrative access. Since Lieutenants are expected to be experienced members of the community, users seeking help will often turn to a Lieutenant for advice and information.


Constables are editors who have been granted rollback power to allow for a faster, automated reversion of vandalism. They are the foot soldiers in the ongoing war against vandals and trolls.

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Department of Implausibility members should keep an eye on the following pages to help keep the wiki "cleaned up" and running the way it should. Department of Implausibility members are expected to play an active role in helping out on one or more of these pages. If you are an administrator, please sign up below for at least three areas you will help keep an eye on. If all of us work together it will not take much effort. (Note: Constables are exempt from signing up for responsibilities they do not have the powers for).

Retired personnel

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