The funnier side of Althist world: episode 2.5!

My idea!
This is supposed to be a comedic TL taking the rise out of some of the more daft TLs I've seen out there (including some on the more 'plausible' counterpart to this wiki). I congregated some map games, added some spice in the gaps and dropped one in the 1980's at the other wiki with whit.

Backstory
Napoleon’s dreams lay in ruins under the UK and Prussia (Germany), oh yeah! Watch it Mr Hitler, a dude has a chair leg with your name on it, sir!

1815
The Coalition collapses due to conspiracy and resentment between the members, and soon France has occupied most of western Europe except for Prussia which it has wanted as an    official trading and military partner, and Prussia is allowed to annex the German city- states and form the German Empire, which quickly signs a trading and military treaty with France. In America, which had sided with the Coalition, anarchy is near control due to the Coalitions defeat, making French hatred of the United States grow hugely and due to Canada being French as well as British Colombia and Vancouver bordering the USA along its entire northern border. The Chinese Empiorer is temporaly ill with a bunion after visting Shanhai for 2 weeks.

1816.0
The USA: Expansion and settling westward is greatly encouraged by the defeated American government, and the Indians are dealt with less humanley than even the worse timelines, being wiped out of the United States or herded onto small reservations.

1863
British, French and Mexican aid in the Revolution after Erie and Springfield fell to Confederate troops in 1863 after a succesful invasion of Maryland in which Gettysburg never happened.

1864.6
In Winter, 1864, just after the South wins its war for independence.

1875
In 1875; the CSA gains all of the New Mexico, Arizona, and Indian Territories as well as all of California south of the Indian Territories northern border which will split California into Confederate South California and American North California, Kentucky, West Virginia, Washington DC, and Maryland due to British, French and Mexican aid in the Revolution after Erie and Springfield fell to Confederate troops in 1863 after a successful invasion of Maryland in which Gettysburg never happened.

1876.0

 * The CSA: North Baja, South Baja, Chihuahua, and Sonora join the Confederacy, giving it 22 states. The armed forces and navy continue to be modernized and equipped with the latest weapons, mostly the Jeff Davis Repeating Rifle and the Heavier Jeff Davis Artillery and Cannon. The Transcontinental Railroad and Telegraph lines are completed.

1870

 * In 1870, Mexico sold the states of Sonora, Chihuahua, and all of the Yucatan, and both of the Baja California's, which were renamed North Baja and South Baja to the CSA.

1876

 * Maryland has a heavy wheat and potato harvest.
 * Story continues in- The funnier side of Althist world: Part 2!.