The funnier side of Althist world: episode 9!

2000

 * The USSR declares war on a Rubix Cube. The Rubix Cube then becomes impossible to solve, even with taking off the stickers and putting them back on. The Soviets soon retreat, having 89,000 dead from the automated Rubix Cubes. It turns out that the Rubix Cube had extremely sharp sides.
 * Kate Winslet becomes a astronaut, then a Chellonaut.
 * UK troops land near Washington DC and pull the same, the sky is falling and only we can save you act, the Americans fall for it, adn they are annexed into the UKAG. The UKAG pulls the same stunt with Mexico, Cuba and Central America, and all are annexed, the same chicken screaming about the sky falling and an acorn is finally shot and cooked; it was fried and eaten by the Prime Minister, who said it tasted good.

2000.6

 * The USSR government is completely killed after a large chunk of what appears to be the sky fell down on a meeting of the Communist Party. Elections are held, and Anarchists win. Ironically, they create the biggest expansion of government in the history of governments. However, the people are too busy with large chunks of sky landing on them. It turns out the UK was right, and to a certin extent, they were also wrong.
 * The Brazilian army insults the British occupied U.S so much, their self-esteem lowers to the point the people rebel against the occupiers and join Britain. Brazil, since they can, invade Central America. They offer the new USSR support aganst the Rubix Cube. Later on, the Brazilian president presses the 'off' button in the country, and they are gone.

2002.3

 * The American actor, Morgan Freeman Skips this season's filming on the latest bond movie because he's boared with acting and gose to sleep for 6 months!
 * Because of the Yakutia Genocide, Goby's evil twin is sentenced to 500 years in prison in Hohholt, China.

2002.6

 * USSR: The Soviet Union takes Brazil up in their offer, but since it is the Soviet Union, Rubix cube declared war on the Soviets. On an unrelated note, Cars drove you, computer used you and you killed serial murder.
 * Runcorn unites with Warrington as the indipenent Buncorn Republic.

2002.6

 * Justin Bieber's fan stage a coup in the USA and bans low voices.
 * Korea: prison is executed for crimes against Korea. In its place, criminals are sent to Pluto in pickup trucks with rockets.
 * The Soviet Union quickly recoginizes the nation of Buncorn, and quickly bows down, seeing how it is futile to resist the Buncorns.

2002.9

 * The Soviet Union invents a new season called Stuprummer. Surprisingly, it is the most freezing time of the year.
 * Prince Charles of the UK mounts his bike and E.T made him fly. Prince Charles took E.T home, and later that week was arrested for harboring an illegal alien.
 * Korea: Kim Jong Il breeds Giant Rabbits and they are made citizens. 10 ft tall rabbits live in every city.
 * 2005
 * The joint Australian/Buncorn Republic's space shuttel flies into space from Woomara, in Australia, with a rainbow following it.
 * The Sun Naps for this season.
 * Korea: An artifical sky is built and heaters are strapped to the rabbits to give people heat. A new species is created, the Rabiuman which is a Rabbit and Human offspring. It looks more like a rabbit, though.
 * A large terrorist attack happens in Paris today. As a result, France quickly surrenders to Germany and extreme Islamists. France is divided into 17 different nations as a result, all under the control of Gorbachve's eveil cusion and sister, who are now operating from his new home in space on the stolen Aussie/Buncorn space sttation.


 * The Soviet Union decides not to spend any money this year. It collapses due to bankruptcy.

2003

 * The World eventuly unites in 2003, when a finaly reunited and pasifyed. Earth begns to try an colonize the solar sytem starting on the moon. The ISS is put in to orbit.



2004

 * The USA, CSA, South American Union, and Russia all establish bases on the moon.

2005

 * The Ukraine, Central Asia Federation, Switzerland, Australasia and Scandinavia each build a moon base.

2012
The 2012 London Olympics take place.


 * Sadly, the story concludes in episode 8.