Billy Mays never dies

The POD in this is that Billy Mays never dies.

2009: Billy mays doesn't die. Billy Mays studies politics in a university. He orders every American to make him president. They do so, and a civil war starts against the government. Billy Mays become king of the new United States of Cleaning Products.

2010: Billy Mays orders the execution of ShamWow guy. He is thrown off of The Statue of Billy Mays.( where the Statue of Liberty was )

2011: Billy Mayes invades the world!!!! The earth is now united under Billy Mays. Everyone is ordered to buy cleaning products from him. Billy Mays Corporation is made. They make and sell cleaning products.

2012: Billy Mayes flies into space and starts killing unicorns.

The End.