New Zealand in Space

Basically when the Europeans were trying to colonize New Zealand, the New Zealanders were like "lol no fuk awf englandpeaple" and the British were like "2 bad weh gunuh tek ovuh u" and then the New Zealanders were like "lel nu u arnt" and then they attached a metic fuck ton of rockets to New Zealand and flew into space giving the British the finger the whole time.